and for the record.... 

unfortunately....

my interview is not to work with any type of event planning, interior decorating, writing or anything even in that relation. but i do want you to know that i will (i repeat... i will) do what MALLORY LYNN wants to do before my life is over. and if my life is cut short, i will come back for a second life and be chelsea handler. and make mean jokes about all the people who tried so hard to make me be someone i am not.


that is a promise, tic-tacs.
love,
m