Conversation between me and the sister on the way home from a last minute shopping trip last night:
me: oh gosh... did you see that deer on the side of the road?
the sister: YES! it was huge. i think it was preggers. had to of been.
me: marley, it had tons of antlers.
the sister: so... i still think it's preggers.
me: umm, no. the antlers means it is a buck which is a male. sorry.
the sister: oooh, ok. thats right. the girl deer have spots.
me: umm, no. that's baby deer.
the sister: oh, ok, my bad. i have this all wrong.