IF....

If I were a month, I’d be July (In a state other than Alabama).


If I were a day of the week, I’d be Saturday.

If I were a time of day, I’d be sunset.

If I were a planet, I’d be Jupiter.

If I were a sea animal, I’d be an starfish.

If I were a direction, I’d be west.

If I were a piece of furniture, I’d be a a cozy bed.

If I were a liquid, I’d be a redbull.

If I were a gemstone, I’d be a black diamond.

If I were a tree, I’d be a dogwood.

If I were a tool, I’d be hammer-time.

If I were a flower, I’d be a tulip.

If I were a kind of weather, I’d be a sunny day.

If I were a musical instrument, I’d be a violen.

If I were a color, I’d be green.

If I were an emotion, I’d be undecided.

If I were a fruit, I’d be a frozen grape.

If I were a sound, I’d be bongos.

If I were an element, I’d be oxygen.

If I were a car, I’d be an Land Rover.

If I were a food, I’d be a dill pickle.

If I were a place, I’d be a popular pier.

If I were a material, I’d be silk.

If I were a taste, I’d taste like a fruit loop.

If I were a scent, I’d be baby lotion.

If I were an animal, I’d be a monkey.

If I were an object, I’d be a big bag of confetti.

If I were a body part, I’d be lips.

If I were a facial expression, I’d be tender eyes.

If I were a song, I’d be one that filled you with emotion.


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