Wednesday, March 24, 2010

Dear Chuy,

Will you please consider quitting your current job. Chelsea Handler does not treat you as nicely as I would myself. I could definitely use you as my personal assistant. If you think it over and decide moving to Alabama might be a change you would like to make, I'll give you a signing bonus. Something you would be terribly sad if you turned down. I'm just saying.... You know my number so give me a call with a response.


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